A well reasoned response to not taking karate lessons.
Another day down the toilet. A basic outline of CockRoach's life philosophy to mull over. Quite an interesting thinker is little Mr CockRoach. These dot points will keep you well on track to completing your destiny quest.
- When things go well, don't thank God thank yourself.
- When things go bad, blame God for being a bad sport! Then blame everyone before yourself!
- If you have to do something, try not to fuck it up!
- Never admit defeat! Ever!
- Have Big Dreams.
- Don't give up on life, think of all the people left to piss off.
- Make people angry at you, you always look better by comparison!
- Other people probably don't like you.
- Have friends! You can all come to Hell together, yay!
- Eat meat! Cows chose to be tasty.
- Enjoy the little things.
- Sneak and scare!!
Carry
on.
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