Cabaret Savignon

Working through the backlog... Still!

Cross species transplants or transhumanism is not a far flung sci fi concept it is getting closer to an actual real world reality that I am both worried and excited. I want scales horns and a tale.  DNA manipulation could be the new body mod sub culture.

I love my friends to bits. Or everything I touch I destroy. 

Until next time, Hopefully early this week. There's going to hopefully be a steady stream of new shit for your eyes to peruse with vigour. 

Eat a dick...better and biggerer things are in the works for next year so please keep clicking, even start clicking... Whatever gets you hard.

Buy the book Volume #1 is out on blurb, very expernsive but is quality. We get like a $1 for each book so go on. They will get cheaper over time once we get a better price for publishing and qith the same quality.. Until then keep out of my trash.

Saturday Random Toons

There are so much things to get through and so littel times, but we's getting there verry slow and that.

I will be posting weekly for a while with maybe one good article and 4 or so pics. Just to have a good data base of shit for you all to peruse.

Also Volume #1 is being bookified with blurb.com as you read this. Should be available at the end of the month for cost I think.

Do us a favour and add, follow and share as much as you can.

Sinister Cock-Roache.

Going Postal. Privatised Mail Delivery.

Hi all. Not that this effects many people as of yet and we won't know the flow on effects for some time but if we could take a moment to think about how post works and why it is used, that'd be great.

Post costs money. It is slow but is useful for getting objects from somewhere to somewhere else. Simple. Daily, working days obviously. So where's the problem? It isn't profitable enough for the government to run? Sorry what?!

 It's a service not a product, that's why faster delivery is available for sale (express post/business post) and the multitude of couriers and express package delivery freighters etc. No we are under served here. We pay 60 cents plus for simple postage quite reasonable. But not good enough for the greedy gobblers in parliament. They want more and they want to give us less.

Post only on 2 days of the week. Costs 10 times as much and then you need to insure the item posted etc. So much better for the privatised post system but not the poster. User pays, more and more and more and gets less and less. Wow, such system much good. You don't expect much , but the basics should be held surely.

Parcel delivery costs are reasonable within the nation. But once independent agencies get involved the price sky-rockets. And that is the way it is.

Keep Australia Post as it is. Stop privatising everything and stop whoring for the best profit.

Sinister Cock-Roache.

Cool new hero GRAVITY MAN

He controls gravity around objects with his gravity gun gauntlets (patent pending)

Wooweee

Wot a fucken day.

Been so busy now I sleeps.

Sinister Cock-Roache

And we'z back.

After quite a long break you might expect me to ramble on for pages about something or whatever. But I really can't be fucked and I haven't found anything new to bitch about and that.

Satire.... Hold the economy to ransom... mother fucking banksters. Is there a crisis or was there ever one. Don't know, never really had much money to start with.

Man we expect a lot for so little these days. I work 42 hrs a week at minimum wage to live and raise my spawn, The blog is free costs me nothing but time and gains me next to nothing. A space for me to put my poop? Yes, does it matter to u?! If so go die!

If i wanted to blog for money I would prolly try harder to write article and that what people cared about and then be like subscribe and donate cunts or you's can't see what I done... But You shouldn't have to pay for free stuff?  You pay for the net any way yeah..

Whatevs.

DO it harder and faster.
S1n1st3r C0ck-R04ch3

aLso here are other pieces of less grandeur but different in other ways.

Office refurbed like bitch

No water no walls wtf...

Can't work in these conditions but here's something from the before time...

My obsession with planes has surfaced.

The technical expertise is amazeballs here.

The water effects are so realistic it's like being there. And the plane, hellfire!! WW2 is the best war.

Not for the obvious reasons but coz it spawned the most pop culture stuff yeah. And it was bloody as fuck.
There were a few negatives to arise but overall justified total world conflict yeah?!!?

Nope! Foreigners should deal with their own problems without involving their neighbours to much.

Sinister Cock-Roache.

I am soooo lazy!! But I also don't care!!

A new ish one, actually drew it ages back but only colourised it today yay.

How good am I.

Also, knocked up my wifeslave and now have a spawn growing inside her bloated corpse body. Awesome. I kno!! Right...... life over..... need to change and be better at stuff if am to be satisfactory father like peep.

Narrr!!

Bullshit

Drag me down!!!

Photoshop Technique of awesome.

Skills like these folks. That's what it takes to be awesome and not shit.

Thanks to the Bay Area Butcher, you're too kind.

Sinister Cock-Roache

Feel free to send more and crazier stuff eh.

I like it!

Transhumanist Alienation Agenda

The real problem isn't technology or politics or society. The problem is people. By that I mean if people elevated their thinking and tried to do things more cleverly rather than pigeon holing and alienating non-conformity, we might actually get somewhere with this lie we call life.

Until then I'll be in my cave jacking it to dead squirrels and eating my own poop?!?

Awesome.

Sinister

PS. No one cares!

Heavenly Heights Christian Science Observatory

Evolution Vs Creationism. No contest.

The retarded one is wrong der!

Don't teach bullshit in schools. They already indoctrinate kids into societal pressure and conformity let's atleast keep religion the fuck away from science and our kids please?!?

"It's our duty to think God out of existence"

Sinister Cock-Roache

The Bible Truth Ex-spleened!?!?

A brief over view of christian ethics as taught by them for us.

The Cultural Tsunami: Scaremongering; Hate politics and the Majority World Technological Pollution Problem.

Hey guys, don't despair we don't just talk shit and laugh at toilets.

So let's roll on into the theriouthneth now. I don't suppose any of you has ever heard of immigrants, whether legal or illegal? Well did you know that they are people, and that  as people they have beliefs, faiths, idylls and ideologies that may or may not differ from our own? They do, there's a bunch of diversity on this rock called Earth. The fear is that these immigints er gon bring thar crazy mooslum idears intoo Merica and make us mooslam islamms too.

This fear I refer to as the Cultural Tsunami. Bogus and irrational we fear that our whiteman culture is fragile and won't take many knocks before it too falls like that of the Indian/Aboriginal peoples(pc)  or boongs in Aus. Whitey came along and is fucked all other cultures away with their guns, ships and diseases. So we are being conditioned to fear new arrivals as if they are ravenous conquistadors intent upon naught but our slaughter and rape.

I think that perhaps if we looks a little bit more closer at this we will finds a diffrnt nanswer. A less racist and bigotted one perhaps even. If we for a moment can suspend our rational minds for a moment and imagine if our governments were lying to us ( as if they'd do that) and mongering fears and sewing irrational hatred and discontent for others less fortunate than us, I wonder what the world would look like. Hold up a mirror USA AUS and other allied awesome instigators of terror and you'll see what I mean.

We are served by a successive run of hate politicians spewing their brutal anti-human rhetoric at any opportunity and for why, ?   SO that we the people can't see the bullshit for the forest of corpses. Where does a "representative" government get off by ignoring the least fortunate of the global populace and merely please the top 7% of whatever it is.

Our culture has shifted firmly with technological advancement and this sadly is leading us to be the cultural tsunami (the opposite of what I writed before just a bit) Where while we fear cultural obliteration from illegals it is in fact them that give up all of their culture to assimilate and merge with ours. Ipads and mobile network in the developing world are outstripping us in the 1st world.

Traditional cultural values are being cast aside for new cars, houses and yards, good jobs and a belief in the white gods.  Don't be fooled my black and coffee brothers you may move to white mans land and use his tools and live in his caves but he still hates you and mistrusts you. And you are also sending the evil of whitey's culture back to your homelands in the form of technologique pollution. Poisoning your rivers, towns, economies and cousins all so you can share the white mans wealth whilst he hates you and finds you in all ways inferior.

I say shenanigans! What bullshit is this. Hold dear your ancient traditions and cultural values and move slowly and cautiously with technology all the whilst looking and researching more sustainable and healthier ways of being within a global world culture. Just don't get sucked in to the game you can't win, no matter the colour of your skin or the cut of your suit, you aren't Rupert Murdoch or an overpaid politco-celebrity-athlete, so you will never be treated as anything but low born mudblood pondscum.

Enjoy you life and keep off the grass, we don't like footprints in our wastefully too  short manicured peoples spaces or crown lands!

Vote Anarchy.

Sinister Cock-Roache.

Today is the one day that you didn't see coming. And it hit you in the faeces!?

Another exercise in good taste.

Finding it immensely difficult to stop drinking the coffee from the machine. It is taste good and smells really yummy. But then it makes me twitch a little, then a bit more and I have to pooh and wee. O my golly.

NB. best thing about my job is making coffee and sitting at my desk pressing buttons.

Sooner or later you'll all be the ones crying and screaming in fear and terror as the enemies of man swoop from the boiling skies to divest you of your souls.

On a more positive note, they also come baring small gifts of sweets to share and a happy little smile too.

6 of one they said. But all I heard was dick.

Sinister Cock-Roache

out for now.

Am thinking we need a more better articles later on. But ... don't know how much laters it will be.

Until then, fail miserably hoomans.

John Cage Poem I love

Title: Untitled Anarchist Poem

Author(s): John Cage

Date: n.d.

Topics: poetry

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John Cage

Untitled Anarchist Poem

We don’t need government
We need utilities.
Air, water, energy
Travel and communication means
Food and shelter.
We have no need for imaginary mountain ranges
Between separate nations.
We can make tunnels through the real ones.
Nor do we have any need for the continuing division of people
Into those who have what they need
And those who don’t.
Both Fuller and Marshal McLuhan
Knew, furthermore
That work is now obsolete.
We have invented machines to do it for us.
Now that we have no need to do anything
What shall we do?
Looking at Fuller’s geodesic world map
We see that the Earth is a single island, Oahu.
We must give all the people all they need to live
In any way they wish.
Our present laws protect the rich from the poor.
If there are to be laws, we need ones that
Begin with the acceptance of poverty as a way of life.
We must make the world safe for poverty Without dependence on government.

Gak Find Fire 8 (finally)

I think we need to make whites whiter and coloureds brighter.

That aint racist at all eh?!?

Keep us in your dreams. Press the right buttons and see more of this. 

Sinister Cock-Roache

Listening to Blind Guardian Mirror Mirror as this goes up. BOOM!

Highway Driving and a warning to fuck hole dick fuck road users

People drive on the left in my part of the world.

Recently went on a big car journey and am utterly flabbergiberred by the fact that many road users are fucked in the head beyond repair.

Zip merge for example doesn't ever mean stop, or slow down and give way, neither of those will do it at 110km/h Just stay constant grow balls and drive forward until the land ends flash an idicator and flip off the cunt trying to get up your arse.

I had 4 dipshits stop and freak the fuck out instead of merging succesfully. I firmly follow safely behind the nearest road user by 100 or so meters more if the speed is up higher. In case I need to slam brakes on and not die. Some people don't seem to have this part of there brain and follow way to close.

I always brake erratically and changed speeds like a spastic if some is on my arse when I was doing 110km/h, unless you intend to overtake me at double white lines on a blind corner I am gonna fuck with you until you back off or try to get passed and cause an accident .

We all need to obey highway driving rules so we all get to our destinations alive and relaxed.

Get fucked and die useless road users. If I see you on the road again you can count on me fucking up your day you cunt, you know who you are.

Just coz you have an SUV doesn't mean I care if you crash and burn. In fact if you cause an accident that endangers me, my friends/family or other road users, I will pull over, I won't call an ambulance. I will however slit your throat and laugh as you die you piece of shit.

You've been warned.

Sinister Cock-Roache

An Amazing New Invention: Outsourced from the Country

This artwork was creatively unleashed by Ben the Butcher from the Bay.

Quite sensible in fact.  Get yours now.

Seriously though, stick a cocktail umbrella up your jacksie then blow a load, make sure you have the camera ready.

Post pics to our facebook page and you might get a reward.

Toodle doodles.

Sinister Cock-Roache

Review: An Evening With John Cleese

Hullo there lads, lasses, lezzies, loopies and loons. Oh and Queermos'.

Went and saw John Cleese at the Historique Theatre Royale last night and boy was it great.

John looked old and I needed to take a shit, so that was fun.  Luckily enough we were surrounded by seeping geriatrics so I was able to fart my way through the show, desperately wriggling in my seat so as not to accidentally shit my pants.

The show itself was very good and of an appropriate length.

I especially liked the bit where people whistled and cheered the video footage of the man far more than the live man himself. Perfect as always. Fuck you Tassie!

Am I the only person who finds wolf whistling and woop wooping a bit retarded, especially in regard to 40 odd year old footage. Maybe I need to get amongst it more, meh!?!
Sinister Cock-Roache.

Like-share-comment or masturbate with sandpaper I don't give 2 fucks you dicks.

What happens when convict scum get democracy?!?! Tone The Bone Happens!!!

Try to vote responsibly. Don't drink and vote.


Do you get the government you deserve in a real democracy you do, but I think this is one case of dumb retard luck on behalf of the current AUS PM.  How the fuck did he get in?

Didn't they pay any attention to this fucktard over the last 20 odd years in AUS politics.  Keating describes him as the Liberal parties "resident nutter" let's put him in charge shall we.

Most Aussies are like well he aint no red head woman.. But ax youselfs, was she all that bad, despite wearing the wrong clothes all the time and being relentlessly bullies by the domineering masculine oligarchy that controls every facet of life in this our world..

Go team.

Sinister Cock-Roache.

Woah, the year's gettin aways from us.

Quickly now, before the others wake up...

It's been hard to get things done, what with these phony Demons from the Hollow earth and Martian slug cunts telling us what to do and how to think and that.

Blast these imposter reptiles giving us honest hard working "actual" hard core daemons from actual Hell. The real Hell that is!

How are we going to take over the mortal plane when everyone here is too stupid to realise that the imposters have already taken power from you.

The fucking Queen is a lizard. And so is everyone in any reasonably powerful position. Not only that but they are masquarading as daemonic entities when they're clearly terrestrial and holographic in nature.

For those who care, watch the skies at night for the blood moon to rise. The prophecy is come, and hell will return to the Earth for a true eternal darkeness.

FYI, don't believe the lies in the media and don't listen to people in general, none of 'em know nothing and that so there.


Much more exciting shit to come this year as I experiment with fatherhood and working to support a new family. Bunch of useless layabouts they are.

Also if you is Tasmanian and You vote for anyone who is not the great wizard or grand dragon. I will find you and laugh at you while the police state rounds you up for your own protection and executes you alla Hitlerman.

Till the future when we suffer less...

Sinister Cock-Roache

Something a little different

This was my xmas except for I was crippled yay!??!?!


Hey team.

More of the same really except there's one done in pencil beautiful and lovely for you all.

Very exciting, until next time get knotted.

HellTown Industries on Youtube

First ever Youtube video ever out to watch now. Like all good Youtubers we didn't reference our music, and didn't have any actual video film footage, only our still images from Cartoon Demons (sic) Collection as seen here on this blog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXdOW-lyqM is the super easy to remember URL. But just type HellTown Industries into Youtube and be amazed.

We even spelt our own blog address wrong in the credits. Only the best on youtube folks.

Anyway cool, check it out enjoy and share it around with your other friends. It makes you all warm and fuzzy.

Maybe we will do another better video in a few months, if ever we can get animators to work for free there would be even better stuff out there, but just you wait.

Sinister Cock-Roache

Leasing Love & Lying for Life: Hidden Lives, Secret Enemies & the Mass Marketing of God-Modities.

Arooga!! Cunt Punters!

To all those near and dear to you, turn to them now and whisper in their ear, ever so softly... "I love you, and now I have to kill you!" Then stand up and proceed to strangle them. When they see you are not joking around, ie you are actually tightening your grip. At the moment of sheer panic smile, release your partner/friend and say, "it's ok now, they're gone." and don't forget to beam a majical smile as you leave.

The topic atm is forgiveness; that little double edged sword that God only knows and that's how it is! But seriously forgiving isn't important, we all should hear nothing, see nothing and say nothing any ways so what's to forgives?!?

Seek forgiveness and atone for your sins mortals, for that's all so suck it up!

We are fairly certain that in death our souls all weigh the same so all of our life ambitions and careers pursuits and failures have the benefit of being utterly and completely ludicrous, a hindrance to growth and prosperity and love on a whole unified scale/spectrum.

The needles and the camels are more important than TV evangelical chaplains. Salvation for sale, double click for a pre-packaged penance.

All that remains is a series of brutally viscous  murders of betrayal and revenge.

Until then wield the double edged steel wisely friend, and strike down the most mightiest of foes.

The Right Rev. Sinister Cock-Roache (of the order of the humongous doodle)

Impatient wait for new shows

Yo.

Beene geting a bit antsy waiting for new shows to download. Felt like the people ought to just get up and make there own episodes in between seasons. Especially with shows that have been cancelled prematurely or whatevs.

Like Firefly or even shows that are just way too cool that you can't wait like, GOT and TWD. Fanfictiion make me happy, especially the raunchy stuff you find. Hentai keeps things very fresh. And all the other creepy homages out there in the werlds.

Wanna see more fan crossover stuff, mashups and the like, Dr Who in the startrek universe with firelfy dudes and that. Could work, Dr Who can go anywhere but, bit of an easy plot device. Kinda like being an interdimensional daemonic entity. Makes things very easy. For example I am writing this post from within a black hole. AMAZING hey?!?

All the best and stop touching those chijjuns.

Sinister Cock-Roache.

Amazing new browser is a wowser

We were obsolete internet explorer and now google chroming is the wayve of the futures.

Hasn't crashed yet? Ingers crissed.

Sinister Cock-Roache

Yes we have been lazy this week. Anarchy reign supreme!

Limited Social Idea Exchange

Happy Monday all.

Brand new daemons for you all. So good to be back in the office with all our shit in it rightful places.
We have been daydreaming quite a bit lately, off with the Faerun! Gazing at Navels etc etc and that. And a few things pop into minds.

The limitless possibilities that  are afforded us are astounding, With unfettered access across intuitively mixing medias, ideas go wild. But this is nothing to do with our Government Education Conformity Program and Delivery systems world wide.

We exist in a vortex of illusion where we laugh at the deaths of the innocent. We are entertained by formulaic methodologies that maintain our energetic status quo. Technology has become more than our divine privilege but has become an endless torment.

Opinions; we all have them. They are good, but need to be informed at least a bit.

When we look around at society, we see people cheated out of livelihoods. Forced to repeat the mistakes of the past and create little in the way of imaginative content. Merely posting comments and liking this or that celeb or fashion sub clique. All the while losing our language and our abilities to think proper.

Have a think and come back later for more..

Sinister Cock-Roache

Getting Hit By A Car!

Greetings all.

Getting hit by the car was not the crowning glory of my existence. In fact the whole affair was rather rubbish and a bit embarrassing.

It all began as I returned to my car after purchasing cigarettes. I made it 2 steps onto the road and was knocked off my feet and upside down. I awoke to the police telling me that I'd been hit by a car. I was ambulanced to hospital after an hour or so of fuss on the road with traffic cops etc.

The emergency ward kinda sucked, it was a Saturday night and was busy with all kinds. Hours later I was off and analysed and eventually sent home to nearly a month of pain and immobility.

At this point in time we are 95% good to go and getting better all the time.

Hope we have a good year.

The Human Host.

 

Recovery sessions

Droogies.

The pain, medication, the therapy and the staying still involved in recovering from being hit by a car, it turns the human mind funny. Especially without the usual tools and stimulations at there disposal.

Especially in the case of our human host. The medication and the inability to access technology and such, led to a proliferation of senseless, and unusual pieces. A mind unchained is a mind lost some would say.

Here follows more work of the recovering host,
Enjoy and stay posted for an exciting year ahead.

Sinister Cock-Roache.