10 Side Effects of 3rd Dimensional Existence!

 

Greetings Grecian. I am known as all that is and will be. I am.

 

If u guys didn't already know, the team here at HellTown Industries are (shock horror) all interdimensional beings of great daemonic spirit power. Der, we is from Hell!

 

We dropped our vibrational frequencies on arrival through our portals eh. So here we are, in the "now" stuck in a flesh covered skeleton that has a very different existence all together.

 

So far we have come to understand numerous pitfalls that we are only now aware. There are 10 main side effects and problems:

1. The need to sleep! - Seriously what is this bullshit. Doing stuff and then all of  a sudden fall down and go still for 14 hours, the fuck!
2. Physical exertion = slowness! - and this turtally leads back to the sleep thing, weird huh?
3. Eating out of need and getting hungry!-  We devour for pleasure alone, odd to be full of food, becoming fat and sluggish and getting...
4. Sick! The fuck is this shit. Vomitting, shitting, pussing sweating erghgh! So many cause, feel so badnesses!
5. Sex and that are not at all the same!!!- because sex has nothing to do with reproduction and everything to do with pain and power!
6. Money is useful.- slow and awkward lessons were learnt and relearnt.
7. Other Meatbags are not only not part of us but are somehow wholly alone and different to us.
8. These Meatbags have there own sets of rules and that makes it all too confusing. Some of them are really quite good at being us.
9. Gravity. I said it. There! Why is it so constant and so much. It impedes literally everything in this reality for fucks sake. Do something already. Gosh!
10. Emotional activity in the brain. Still trying to figure out why all of these things are zapping around in there. Meatbags eat, sleep fuck and die so why all the business upstairs?

That about wraps it up for today Grecian. This has sure been an experience. The future holds so many wonders for us a we continue living here in the 3rd dimensional plane with yous.

 

11. time . I nearly forgot this. Very tricky little concept, but fits in neatly with the other 10 constructs we think.

 

Cheers and thanks for everything peeps

 

Sinister.