How To Be A Good Purson!

Hullo Kiddies!  Today I am going to talk about being nice. Or How To Be  a Good Person in particular.

Follow these rules:

1. Don't Be A Dick To Peeps.
2. Be Kind to others
3. Show Charity and that
4. Smile and be happy and sweet and joyful
5. Don't hang with a bad crew
6. Beware of Moral Ambushes by those who are preaching moral awesome over you
7. Fuck them.
8. Ignore these rules and just do what you like, if you want it done to you.
9. Try anal, both ways at least once... then you'll know!
10. Involve yourself in other peoples business and try to solve their problems all the time.

Hope you endeavour to follow these simple rules and find the happiness and blah you blah...

Azrael "the Supervisor" Voldstrom (staff relations)