Monday, 24 February 2014

John Cage Poem I love

Title: Untitled Anarchist Poem
Author(s): John Cage
Date: n.d.
Topics: poetry
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John Cage

Untitled Anarchist Poem

We don’t need government
We need utilities.
Air, water, energy
Travel and communication means
Food and shelter.
We have no need for imaginary mountain ranges
Between separate nations.
We can make tunnels through the real ones.
Nor do we have any need for the continuing division of people
Into those who have what they need
And those who don’t.
Both Fuller and Marshal McLuhan
Knew, furthermore
That work is now obsolete.
We have invented machines to do it for us.
Now that we have no need to do anything
What shall we do?
Looking at Fuller’s geodesic world map
We see that the Earth is a single island, Oahu.
We must give all the people all they need to live
In any way they wish.
Our present laws protect the rich from the poor.
If there are to be laws, we need ones that
Begin with the acceptance of poverty as a way of life.
We must make the world safe for poverty Without dependence on government.

Gak Find Fire 8 (finally)


I think we need to make whites whiter and coloureds brighter.

That aint racist at all eh?!?

Keep us in your dreams. Press the right buttons and see more of this. 

Sinister Cock-Roache

Listening to Blind Guardian Mirror Mirror as this goes up. BOOM!

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Highway Driving and a warning to fuck hole dick fuck road users



People drive on the left in my part of the world.

Recently went on a big car journey and am utterly flabbergiberred by the fact that many road users are fucked in the head beyond repair.

Zip merge for example doesn't ever mean stop, or slow down and give way, neither of those will do it at 110km/h Just stay constant grow balls and drive forward until the land ends flash an idicator and flip off the cunt trying to get up your arse.

I had 4 dipshits stop and freak the fuck out instead of merging succesfully. I firmly follow safely behind the nearest road user by 100 or so meters more if the speed is up higher. In case I need to slam brakes on and not die. Some people don't seem to have this part of there brain and follow way to close.

I always brake erratically and changed speeds like a spastic if some is on my arse when I was doing 110km/h, unless you intend to overtake me at double white lines on a blind corner I am gonna fuck with you until you back off or try to get passed and cause an accident .

We all need to obey highway driving rules so we all get to our destinations alive and relaxed.

Get fucked and die useless road users. If I see you on the road again you can count on me fucking up your day you cunt, you know who you are.

Just coz you have an SUV doesn't mean I care if you crash and burn. In fact if you cause an accident that endangers me, my friends/family or other road users, I will pull over, I won't call an ambulance. I will however slit your throat and laugh as you die you piece of shit.

You've been warned.

Sinister Cock-Roache

Friday, 21 February 2014

An Amazing New Invention: Outsourced from the Country


This artwork was creatively unleashed by Ben the Butcher from the Bay.

Quite sensible in fact.  Get yours now.

Seriously though, stick a cocktail umbrella up your jacksie then blow a load, make sure you have the camera ready.

Post pics to our facebook page and you might get a reward.

Toodle doodles.

Sinister Cock-Roache

Thursday, 20 February 2014

Review: An Evening With John Cleese




Hullo there lads, lasses, lezzies, loopies and loons. Oh and Queermos'.

Went and saw John Cleese at the Historique Theatre Royale last night and boy was it great.

John looked old and I needed to take a shit, so that was fun.  Luckily enough we were surrounded by seeping geriatrics so I was able to fart my way through the show, desperately wriggling in my seat so as not to accidentally shit my pants.

The show itself was very good and of an appropriate length.

I especially liked the bit where people whistled and cheered the video footage of the man far more than the live man himself. Perfect as always. Fuck you Tassie!

Am I the only person who finds wolf whistling and woop wooping a bit retarded, especially in regard to 40 odd year old footage. Maybe I need to get amongst it more, meh!?!
Sinister Cock-Roache.

Like-share-comment or masturbate with sandpaper I don't give 2 fucks you dicks.

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

What happens when convict scum get democracy?!?! Tone The Bone Happens!!!


Try to vote responsibly. Don't drink and vote.


Do you get the government you deserve in a real democracy you do, but I think this is one case of dumb retard luck on behalf of the current AUS PM.  How the fuck did he get in?

Didn't they pay any attention to this fucktard over the last 20 odd years in AUS politics.  Keating describes him as the Liberal parties "resident nutter" let's put him in charge shall we.

Most Aussies are like well he aint no red head woman.. But ax youselfs, was she all that bad, despite wearing the wrong clothes all the time and being relentlessly bullies by the domineering masculine oligarchy that controls every facet of life in this our world..

Go team.

Sinister Cock-Roache.

Woah, the year's gettin aways from us.

Quickly now, before the others wake up...

It's been hard to get things done, what with these phony Demons from the Hollow earth and Martian slug cunts telling us what to do and how to think and that.

Blast these imposter reptiles giving us honest hard working "actual" hard core daemons from actual Hell. The real Hell that is!

How are we going to take over the mortal plane when everyone here is too stupid to realise that the imposters have already taken power from you.

The fucking Queen is a lizard. And so is everyone in any reasonably powerful position. Not only that but they are masquarading as daemonic entities when they're clearly terrestrial and holographic in nature.

For those who care, watch the skies at night for the blood moon to rise. The prophecy is come, and hell will return to the Earth for a true eternal darkeness.

FYI, don't believe the lies in the media and don't listen to people in general, none of 'em know nothing and that so there.


Much more exciting shit to come this year as I experiment with fatherhood and working to support a new family. Bunch of useless layabouts they are.

Also if you is Tasmanian and You vote for anyone who is not the great wizard or grand dragon. I will find you and laugh at you while the police state rounds you up for your own protection and executes you alla Hitlerman.

Till the future when we suffer less...

Sinister Cock-Roache

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