Tuesday, 29 October 2013

Prototype Merch has come in. Woo!

 
So excited right now, merch has arrived... Well not all of the stuff we ordered but most. Hats, Tote bags, magnets so far, looking great. Still waiting on pens, hoodies business and a few other odds and ends. Design Daemons have done a purty good job so far.
 
Yeah! Sooner or later you'll begin to see various pieces of merch become available to view and order. Not that this is a shop so if you want to get your hands on this stuff you'll have to get involved with us. Very seriously involved. Or pay full retail prices and have very little of a fun time with us.
 
You'll see! You'll all see bwahahahahcough hack!!>??>
 
Sinister Cock-Roache

Monday, 28 October 2013

Integrity not for sale!


Yep. there it is. The idea came from mispronouncing Mexican place names and then using my brain I broke it.

I love ads, expecially ads disguised as news articles. They are my all time favourite in the newspapers of Earth. It always sets me to wondering whether there's any news disguised as advertising around the place. "New this week, 300 Syrian children murdered free with every chemical weapons inspection team you order call now..."

Disturbing, but if you go on twitter or fb, its there bold as a monkees cunt. @someshit. Don't hide the truth, don't hide from the truth and don't hide behind the truth.

Sinister

Sunday, 27 October 2013

Public Works & the "pyramid Scheme" a Government Innitiative 2013

Couldn't be bothered to reflect the sand accurately in various shades of yellow etc hence the starkness. It will be hand coloured and available later, figured that it'll look heaps better done by hand than on computer. Like, it'll be turtally heaps more alive and that.

Essentially you're looking at a parody of public works. Useless people doing useless jobs. In Hell the theme is exaggerated, for eternity those on the "pyramid scheme" are to build a pyramid upon ever shifting sands for every cigarette ever smoked on Earth in our dimension. Sucks big time to be these daemons.

What did they do to deserve this, well they have made no effort to steal souls from Earth or corrupt anything and pretty much just need to be kept occupied because of the public liability involved in letting these retards wander the streets.

Perhaps, Humans should do the same, put all the unemployed etc to work on some glorious but pointless project. Sit back and reap the rewards. Good deed done!

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Surf on sheeple, surf on.

Friday, 25 October 2013

Email Address Artwork Logo

Check it out. Email address is now permanently stuck to glass wall of office.

Yes!
Now we all know how to email ourselves.
Fantastic!

Not a real post, just an update from HQ re: office niche advertising.
 Swell.

Yours.

Batshit Bonsai Bob "the Beast" Belzman.

Thursday, 24 October 2013

Bonus Special New Amazings

Join to have free exclusive and original pages sent to your physical post address. Here are my first five bonuses, they are only b+w and on paper with pen. Fancy that! Once you have 'em they is yours. Not worth shit! But highly collectable. I will delete the scan s of these after posting. They will appear here only once, just so you guys can see what I mean. They are from yesterday 241013. If you buy anything or ask anything or join or love us, you will get a bonus page. Purty generous.






How cool can you get. Totally shameless attempt to garner more support for free content. I don't want your fucking money I want you to look at and laugh and then cum, or shit, your choice. Fucking, share and share and share alike, and you will be a long time friend with your own folders of my original art to sell once I've been shower shiv/raped in the prison shower by some big Hispanic mofo.

Woohoo, how much bullshit. Just send in your left over organs and bits of scrap meat and we will see what we can do.

Lots of Love.

Sinister Cock-Roache

Wednesday, 23 October 2013

Something new every time


Thought that it might be a good time to balance out the latest spate of violently gore obsessed filth-rotica-toons. This one is more mundane for sure.

The hidden subtext for intellifans is that John Player and Peter Jackson have gotten together and are deciding that lower wages will lead to higher profits.

The kick on effects of this are being debated in the media and amongst business groups alike, casual wages and penalty rates for public holidays etc might make earning a living fucken hard for us eh!?

Keep touching yourself and have big ideas.

Sinistre Cockarocha.

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

Icke, Children of the Matrix and me


Yo.  Reading David Icke's book "Children of the Matrix." A lot is fairly goofy stuff, but every now and then he reflects what I believe then I feel I may be mad.

The point I'm getting at is that Icke and I both believe that the Earth was seeded with life, via non-human entities, DNA manipulated and taught the secrets of the universe, Stair step evolution.... But he also theorises and believes that civilizations on Earth have come and gone throughout the last 200k years plus. Perhaps even since the cataclysmic act that ended the reign of dinosaurs.

Atlantis, Lemuria are real. The Annunaki, Nephilim, Reptiles and Ancients are real as you or I.

It seems obvious to me that the truth is to be found in the world, whether we want to believe or not, it hardly changes the reality of the thing. Example; I once knew a student who didn't believe in gravity as a constant concept. However we know it is.... Derb.

Icke gets caught up trying to tie all of his ramblings and research data into a coherent narrative, he succeeds occasionally. More often than not I come away from reading feeling that he is a madman. Then the truth pops out into the open and I become the madman. Frustratingly interesting.

What do you think? It doesn't matter , but it's polite to ask.

Keep in touch and follow to develop a more well rounded psychosis.

Sinister Cock-Roache

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