Quiet Friday

 

Anthropomorphic toons are nifty. The colours on this aren't right to my eye but, we will be putting a collection of these sorts of things together in the next year so we will play with it a bit more yet.

 

He is totally sharp, or Mack the Knife,  I  feel he might be some sort of bipolar effeminate gay character for a later series.

 

Only time will tell.

 

The weather is fine and HellTown Gardens are in need of a good bashing, here goes.

 

Have fun team, check by tomorrow for more awesomeness.

 

Feel free to post some ideas for this character, or an others really. It may just be the ticket.

 

Laters

 

Sin Cock

Magic is Real.

Afternoon fellow morons.

Recently we have marathoned Avatar: The Last Airbender and are watching Legend of Korra slowly slowly... And like it's amazing, but, it also shows very clearly that there is and always has been magic here on Earth.

If you pay close attention you easily see how Bending is Kung Fu et al, and kung fu deals in chi and chi is mana. Anyone familiar with Blizzard Entertainment and such dungeon crawling fantasy games understands that mana is magic, magicka etc.

The masters of Kung Fu and other martial/meditation arts have the ability through will and concentration, to control and manipulate their chi in amazing, dumbfounding ways.

Have you ever seen a man start a fire with chi energy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVdhKVb9WE  omg this changes everything, humans are energetic and spiritual beings capable of extreme feats and magical acts.

I guess the only thing left to  say is, you, we, everybody that wants to stay alive after the NWO makes its big play needs to learn bending, through Chi control. It is our only defence against the evil magicks being used against us by technologically superior reptiles. (Technology, sufficiently advanced has the appearance of magic, Isaac Asimov.) But humans have a connection through soul/spirit and can tap into the infinite pool of magic energy that creates the universe and is the unifying 'force' of all that is and will be.

Keep it real guys, I and all of us here at HTI are heavily into Qi Gong and Hung Gar Kung Fu right now. We want to be Earth benders like Toph, so fucking awesome.

Be sure to check by tomorrow for more new stuff and an interesting article on the etiquette of rape is coming soon so be ready for it.

Much love and cum shots.

Sinister Cock-Roache

People of Note 1

Howdy team.

Today's article is the first in a series about people that we have met and become friendly with over the years. These are people whose outlook on life has intrigued us to say the least and in some cases we think that maybe they ought to come back with us when this reality ends for humans and other lame 3rd dimensional entities.

So today's person of note is Thomas, and this is his story:

Thomas is a man person, he likes to wear shiny black leather shoes that reflect the light as he walks. He enjoys the feeling of grey cotton jumpsuits against his soft white skin. Thomas is going bald, but he doesn't mind. He likes his shiny black shoes, he feels that he might enjoy owning his own shiny bald head. One day that is.

For now Thomas is content with the feeling of his grey jumpsuit against his soft white skin. Thomas had a job once at the chip shop. He lost this job after he mistakenly chipped his neighbours dead cat. He isn't allowed to cook food anymore, ever again according to the judges orders.

Now Thomas has a shiny bald head, he likes his shiny black leather shoes and he still wears his grey cotton jumpsuit that feels nice against his skin.

Thomas collects dead things. He keeps them in a stained box under his bed. He likes to smell them fester in his sleep. His walls grow moss in patterns he painted with the liquid that seeped from the dead creatures under his bed.

Thomas lives in the pillow room now. White coat people treat him well. He still likes his shiny black shoes and his grey cotton jump suit still feels nice against his skin.

Thanks for visiting we hope you enjoy this series of articles, such as they are. Please subscribe, like and share or just hit g+ buttons or the other buttons. You know how don't you?

Sinister Cock-Roache, 

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Children Are People 2.

Arooo

Just so you all know; children are people not possessions, you gave birth to a person not an object yeah?

These little people grow into big people and it's your job as birth giver to provide for and nurture not parade and show off.

Also don't live through your children, your old give up and shut up.

Lots of love

Sinister C-R

Welcome Back Monday

Happy Monday gang.

I once watched a documentary about penises and penis envy/ other issues and stuff. Good info, and worth a look whether you have a cock or not. "My Penis and I (2005) and "My Penis and everybody else's" (2007) on You tube. But there are two by the same guy, Lawrence Barraclough, check it out, brilliant stuff.

He kinda looks like he might be the dude from United States of Tara, the sister's baby daddy.

Basically the whole thing is about measuring up to expectations of your own and others. Covers things like, being too small to medically have a penis, getting a bigger penis through surgery pills and stretching and a whole bunch of other nifty and interesting things.

Once dude on the doco has the largest penis in the world, he can't fuck anyone and has to sit down to piss with his dick very much in the water. Fucked up, but the guy is so happy to show you his dick eh.

Anyway, thought this might spice up your Monday.

Have fun whilst you can.

Sinister Cock-Roache.

HellTown Intl. Beerfest 2013

Howdy team.

Things couldn't have gone better for us yesterday.

Breakfast was perfect. Chef's mushrooms and tomatoes are beyond compare on Earth.

Beerfest went awesome. So many brews, so many peeps and so much foods.

Each of us had 10 free tokens to squander on Micro brewery ale, stout cider. There were even big companies around pushing there new and innovative products.

Top stop by far for the Big Guys was Kirin.. Fucking new ciders are amazing check em out.

Pagan cider drew crowd 2nd place for their cherry and crab apple cider.  Then there was Beach Hut  which I think was like  wheat brews and that. Phenomenal stuff.

For food, the chickpea burger and braised beef from Rain Check were too good and the fresh Churros with syrup and sugar kept the party coming back for more. (bratwurst and national pies 4 me! Ed.)

Overall a stunning day in the sun. No work of any kind was done, but we had a great deal of fun. If you saw us there and didn't get a photo op, sux to be you. 

The HellTown Team will see you at your place soon, don't fret.

Sinister Cock-Roache

Stylish saturday Beerfest

Check by tomorrow for 2nd part.

And how beerfest went. Breakfast is ruling hardcore right now.

Sin Cock