10 Side Effects of 3rd Dimensional Existence!

 

Greetings Grecian. I am known as all that is and will be. I am.

 

If u guys didn't already know, the team here at HellTown Industries are (shock horror) all interdimensional beings of great daemonic spirit power. Der, we is from Hell!

 

We dropped our vibrational frequencies on arrival through our portals eh. So here we are, in the "now" stuck in a flesh covered skeleton that has a very different existence all together.

 

So far we have come to understand numerous pitfalls that we are only now aware. There are 10 main side effects and problems:

1. The need to sleep! - Seriously what is this bullshit. Doing stuff and then all of  a sudden fall down and go still for 14 hours, the fuck!
2. Physical exertion = slowness! - and this turtally leads back to the sleep thing, weird huh?
3. Eating out of need and getting hungry!-  We devour for pleasure alone, odd to be full of food, becoming fat and sluggish and getting...
4. Sick! The fuck is this shit. Vomitting, shitting, pussing sweating erghgh! So many cause, feel so badnesses!
5. Sex and that are not at all the same!!!- because sex has nothing to do with reproduction and everything to do with pain and power!
6. Money is useful.- slow and awkward lessons were learnt and relearnt.
7. Other Meatbags are not only not part of us but are somehow wholly alone and different to us.
8. These Meatbags have there own sets of rules and that makes it all too confusing. Some of them are really quite good at being us.
9. Gravity. I said it. There! Why is it so constant and so much. It impedes literally everything in this reality for fucks sake. Do something already. Gosh!
10. Emotional activity in the brain. Still trying to figure out why all of these things are zapping around in there. Meatbags eat, sleep fuck and die so why all the business upstairs?

That about wraps it up for today Grecian. This has sure been an experience. The future holds so many wonders for us a we continue living here in the 3rd dimensional plane with yous.

 

11. time . I nearly forgot this. Very tricky little concept, but fits in neatly with the other 10 constructs we think.

 

Cheers and thanks for everything peeps

 

Sinister.

 

 

New Gak Find Fire

Hey Kiddies.

 

7th instalment of Gak Find Fire. Plenty left to go so keep posted.

 

It's very important to us here at HellTown Industries to keep our audience informed and entertained on a daily basis. We go out of our way to have astonishing gossip and brilliant art.

 

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As far as free content goes you get what you pay for. Interact more and you get more... Fucking simple shit face!!!

 

Sinister Cock-Roache.

Please the Pain.

Zazel from accounts has written a poem during night school, bettering his skills with language and that. Here is the poem, hope you find it writing.

With brand new sight I see

The World's Anatomy,

The universe of tensions, stress and release.

Reflecting in all upon its face.

Neither darkness, nor light

Neither joy nor blight.



Empty fullness consumes and covers

and converts to all.

Gentle destruction of life and rebirth.

Wither pale and flee

beyond the grave.

A wise man is poor yet the poor

be not too wise.

The cousin of life, shuttered fettered death.

Malady, rise in occasions to sink in flight.

A feather's touch multiplied in emptiness an infinity

of breathless impulse severed clean.

Over done. blown on course.

The end is beginning and the beginning never was.

Matter to matter fact.

Born a free slave to life, in living darkness death

refracted.

Pointed fear.

Screaming silence heard by deaf ears.

Lands meld, collide apart as one.

Flash in the pond, toad oblivious knows best.

Keep mum to all hear the life flow.

Eat your hunger and please the pain.

The circle spins and twisted, it turns.

On and on to nothing all comes.

Wooded sky clearest night.

Universe shone to one.

A symphony of regret.

Beseech a life of bitterest joy, abide.

Slip away for understanding knowledge.

Close up and see the truth rides

through whilst infinity spoils.

 

Zazel

 

Those classes are paying off. Soon he will learn to rhyme and that and yeah. Will be good to see more from Zazel as he improves with his night school courses.

How To Be A Good Purson!

Hullo Kiddies!  Today I am going to talk about being nice. Or How To Be  a Good Person in particular.

Follow these rules:

1. Don't Be A Dick To Peeps.
2. Be Kind to others
3. Show Charity and that
4. Smile and be happy and sweet and joyful
5. Don't hang with a bad crew
6. Beware of Moral Ambushes by those who are preaching moral awesome over you
7. Fuck them.
8. Ignore these rules and just do what you like, if you want it done to you.
9. Try anal, both ways at least once... then you'll know!
10. Involve yourself in other peoples business and try to solve their problems all the time.

Hope you endeavour to follow these simple rules and find the happiness and blah you blah...

Azrael "the Supervisor" Voldstrom (staff relations)

New Democracy, Brand's Revolution.

Paid attention to the newsies lately? There's been a bit of hoopla and nonsense surrounding Mr Russel Brand's "Revolution"

The interview showed Brand in not a positive light. IMHO he comes off as a dick. Cutting the interviewer off and just not really saying anything else new, merely repeating his previous points.

The main sticking issue is, if not Democracy then what? Revolutions end in better circumstances than they begin always?

Just pausing to think about Alternatives to Democracy, we discover that really there's is only democracy... but better democracy to be had.

New Democracy: How does it differ?

• Must be global and involve all earths people.
• Must be equally beneficial to all.
• Fairness and Equality need to be key components.
• Completely representative and simple to participate in.

How can it work? The internet age technologies need to be fully utilised via mobile platforms and interactive instant services for voting etc. In regard to resource distribution, it can be polled online and voted into practice based on statistical needs and personal regards, instantly online.

This global access would require very definite central control, through a UN like peace keeping police body. Responsible exclusively for law and order. Perhaps a drugged populace would be better for this purpose however.

The economy needs to be governed as a separate entity from law and order and civil safety and health etc. With its own Governing body under the same global instant online democratic server.

The problem with this new system  is much like the pre-revolutionary.... Mightily flawed, human factors. There are still doomed sheeple fed lies and kept in the dark by the powerful oligarchy and oppressive regulations and responsibilities as citizens of Earth.

Before all of this we have to not only eradicate war, but do away with ideas of difference and betterness. Easy!

Russel Brand is not the greatest choice for this "Revolution". He is wealthy, he is one of the few who has actually met the Queen (what would David Icke think?) And then Alan Jones gets involved and blah... BS!!

Bow to a God Emperor and be forever grateful to be alive in the grim darkness of the universe.

Sinister Cock-Roache.

HellTown Strip 2

We do know how to put things in boxes here at HTI. We resist it, but might do it every now and then you know in an artistic way. As a metaphor perhaps.

Lots of art means lessts of texts. Bye bye.

SC-R.

Envirobag Giveaway, Save a Planet!

Starting the week with a quick report from Nurglor Master of the Environments. (Ed.)


The focus today is on the planet earth and plastic bags... They are bad, choking up the dolphins and crabs. Eating all the whales and that.

It is very important that now that many places have banned plastic bags, that we all pitch in and recycle every last one of them into Plarn and make longer lasting and stylish products with them. Google plarn bags and sandals to get the picture.

Reuse before anything else. Here at HTI we have pushed and pushed to get our own line of awesome reusable long lasting inter-dimensional envirobags.

They are made of cotton canvas and have a sewn/embroidied not painted design.

Awesome huh? You can get yours by submitting by email and giving us your energy and help contribute to more free content for all.

Thank you for letting me do this... It means a lot to me and that...

Nurglor Master of the Environments (Team Leader, Eco-Squad HTI)