To all those near and dear to you, turn to them now and whisper in their ear, ever so softly... "I love you, and now I have to kill you!" Then stand up and proceed to strangle them. When they see you are not joking around, ie you are actually tightening your grip. At the moment of sheer panic smile, release your partner/friend and say, "it's ok now, they're gone." and don't forget to beam a majical smile as you leave.
The topic atm is forgiveness; that little double edged sword that God only knows and that's how it is! But seriously forgiving isn't important, we all should hear nothing, see nothing and say nothing any ways so what's to forgives?!?
Seek forgiveness and atone for your sins mortals, for that's all so suck it up!
We are fairly certain that in death our souls all weigh the same so all of our life ambitions and careers pursuits and failures have the benefit of being utterly and completely ludicrous, a hindrance to growth and prosperity and love on a whole unified scale/spectrum.
The needles and the camels are more important than TV evangelical chaplains. Salvation for sale, double click for a pre-packaged penance.
All that remains is a series of brutally viscous murders of betrayal and revenge.
Until then wield the double edged steel wisely friend, and strike down the most mightiest of foes.
The Right Rev. Sinister Cock-Roache (of the order of the humongous doodle)
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