Happy Poo Year

The human host was hit by a car and damaged considerably upon the 9th of December.
During this time it was kept occupied whilst away from the office in its recovery. Many new pieces to admire as a way to usher in the new Year and to apologise for a month or so off over xmas.

Xmas kinda was a bit poor and the weeks leading up to it were worse. Not being able dress walk and toilet is pretty shit, especially when u is stuck in the crippled body for eternity.

The host is 99% better and so we return in force. Fuck you xmas, fuck you new year.

Nothing can stop us now, 2014 will eat cock till it bursts.


Sinister "the unbreakable" Cockroache (Mater of the Underworlds and parks adjacent).

This is the work that happens away from the office, that normally gets ignored or lost because of the other (forced labour) things we have to publish. However a good rest and relax helps the creation jizz work  its way down your throat.

 More stuff like this to follow over the next couple of days and then more daily daemons and Gak and the little men and the anniversary party and

Till then. Have a fun time.

The Meaning of Life?

Greetings fiends.
Got a bit obsessed with Avatar: the last airbender. Lost in the moment we focus on Toph and this cartoon is the mutated result.

The Meaning of Life is a topic. One that provokes much comment from all places.

The Journey is key, the destination is empty. What is experienced, and experience itself gives life meaning. Absence of experience however can provide meaning as well.

Life means what you want it to mean, we give things meaning by thinking and experiencing them. Thus we give life its meaning by living it.

The meaning of l ife could well be found in the death of life, or that both nothing and everything are equally important and unimportant to the quest for meaning.

So there!

Sinister.

The Etiquette of Demon (sic) Rape

At long last. For your entertainment and further education, a treatise concerning the Etiquette of Demon Rape. We hope you find this information useful and advantageous in the coming eternity of torment.

A proper greeting sets the tone and forms the basis of the aggressor victim bond, there are numerous examples of how to do this, but a popular and polite way is to gently introduce who you are and state your intent: for example; "Good Morning, my names is... and these are my acquaintances ... and we will be your rapists today"

Continuing on from this it is god to, on first encountering the victims, to gently ease them into the situation... "ok, lets just go ahead now and overwhelm you with force .. and there we are, now would you prefer your limbs broken or bound for todays session sir?" 

Always be polite, you are not here to torment victims with rudeness and shoddy behaviour. Never forget that you are the aggressor, yet it is still important to communicate your intent clearly, the victims are people with real feelings and there torment is eternal (however try not to forget that the victim is in fact subhuman and deserves nothing but to be repeatedly violated),

It is important to note that at the core of this, the victim must never be consenting and all aggressor actions must be made against the victims will. It just isn't rape otherwise. Without the consent of the victim go ahead and surprise them or use elements of fear and terrorism to remove all consent.

Leave them conscious and aware... You do know how don't you? Always meet the victims eyes and whisper something memorable to them as you go. Future trauma is still trauma.

Never where a condom, you can't get nor can you spread disease even if you wanted, it is not your job. The mutant spawn are the very product of these rapes.

Opportunities for public rapes should be taken at will. Keep it short and dramatic. Go Big! This is always impressive top display your skills and prowess over the weak and pathetic.

Raping the victim to death is murder at which point they will merely reincarnate with no memory back into there cells. We want them to remember everything we do to them and never have time to forget the last violation before we begin the next. Is it that hard?!

Bear in mind the rule of 3. This is the ratio that must be applied at all times of rape. Basically either 1 Demon rapes 1 victim 3 times or 3 demons rape 1 victim once each. Never 3 victims, never 3 rapists 3 times etc etc.

Thanks for paying attention, happy raping.
Go get em tiger!

Sinister Cock-Roache

All Computers Have Paint!

How good is paint. Seriously!

Just now realise how much it has meant to me over the years.

So. Anyway.

Tomorrow is the big day.

Sinister.

Quiet Friday

 

Anthropomorphic toons are nifty. The colours on this aren't right to my eye but, we will be putting a collection of these sorts of things together in the next year so we will play with it a bit more yet.

 

He is totally sharp, or Mack the Knife,  I  feel he might be some sort of bipolar effeminate gay character for a later series.

 

Only time will tell.

 

The weather is fine and HellTown Gardens are in need of a good bashing, here goes.

 

Have fun team, check by tomorrow for more awesomeness.

 

Feel free to post some ideas for this character, or an others really. It may just be the ticket.

 

Laters

 

Sin Cock

Magic is Real.

Afternoon fellow morons.

Recently we have marathoned Avatar: The Last Airbender and are watching Legend of Korra slowly slowly... And like it's amazing, but, it also shows very clearly that there is and always has been magic here on Earth.

If you pay close attention you easily see how Bending is Kung Fu et al, and kung fu deals in chi and chi is mana. Anyone familiar with Blizzard Entertainment and such dungeon crawling fantasy games understands that mana is magic, magicka etc.

The masters of Kung Fu and other martial/meditation arts have the ability through will and concentration, to control and manipulate their chi in amazing, dumbfounding ways.

Have you ever seen a man start a fire with chi energy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVdhKVb9WE  omg this changes everything, humans are energetic and spiritual beings capable of extreme feats and magical acts.

I guess the only thing left to  say is, you, we, everybody that wants to stay alive after the NWO makes its big play needs to learn bending, through Chi control. It is our only defence against the evil magicks being used against us by technologically superior reptiles. (Technology, sufficiently advanced has the appearance of magic, Isaac Asimov.) But humans have a connection through soul/spirit and can tap into the infinite pool of magic energy that creates the universe and is the unifying 'force' of all that is and will be.

Keep it real guys, I and all of us here at HTI are heavily into Qi Gong and Hung Gar Kung Fu right now. We want to be Earth benders like Toph, so fucking awesome.

Be sure to check by tomorrow for more new stuff and an interesting article on the etiquette of rape is coming soon so be ready for it.

Much love and cum shots.

Sinister Cock-Roache

People of Note 1

Howdy team.

Today's article is the first in a series about people that we have met and become friendly with over the years. These are people whose outlook on life has intrigued us to say the least and in some cases we think that maybe they ought to come back with us when this reality ends for humans and other lame 3rd dimensional entities.

So today's person of note is Thomas, and this is his story:

Thomas is a man person, he likes to wear shiny black leather shoes that reflect the light as he walks. He enjoys the feeling of grey cotton jumpsuits against his soft white skin. Thomas is going bald, but he doesn't mind. He likes his shiny black shoes, he feels that he might enjoy owning his own shiny bald head. One day that is.

For now Thomas is content with the feeling of his grey jumpsuit against his soft white skin. Thomas had a job once at the chip shop. He lost this job after he mistakenly chipped his neighbours dead cat. He isn't allowed to cook food anymore, ever again according to the judges orders.

Now Thomas has a shiny bald head, he likes his shiny black leather shoes and he still wears his grey cotton jumpsuit that feels nice against his skin.

Thomas collects dead things. He keeps them in a stained box under his bed. He likes to smell them fester in his sleep. His walls grow moss in patterns he painted with the liquid that seeped from the dead creatures under his bed.

Thomas lives in the pillow room now. White coat people treat him well. He still likes his shiny black shoes and his grey cotton jump suit still feels nice against his skin.

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Sinister Cock-Roache, 

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